It has come to my attention that none of my roommates ever want to graduate or grow up. This resulted in Heather and I creating a glorious plan for how we are going to live after we all graduate.
Sarah knows this dude who owns a lot of land, so she is going to marry him so that they have acres upon acres of land. Then, we are going to build our own commune. We will all have our own cabins, houses, townhouses, or whatever else we want to live in. Underground tunnels will connect everything and the only thing on the paths will be golf carts.
The main thing on the commune is going to be the lodge, which is going to be the greatest house on earth; kind of like the playboy mansion but better! There will be an industrial size kitchen for us to cook our family dinners, and a chef for when we don’t want to cook our own food. There is going to be a really big living room with a giant fireplace and lots of big comfy armchairs and sofas. There is going to be a pillow room, where the only furniture will be pillows and blankets (perfect for pillow fights!). In the basement we will have our own movie theater with really comfortable chairs, popcorn, candy and a bar. The most important thing is that there will be a fully stocked bar in every room.
We are going to make our money from living on the commune. We’ll create our own petting zoo and scales & tails show, where Sarah can teach everyone about animals. There’s going to be pets running around everywhere; lots of dogs and cats and horses, and a llama and a duck. Rachael and Amy will be the vets and they will assist Sarah in taking care of all the animal.
Heather and Katy will take care of our mental health and Laura will take care of our finances. Jessica and Weston will be badass and take care of security and international relations while I handle the press and our advertising to the public. Gerdes will mainly be in charge of inventing awesome stuff, pimping out our golf carts, building fires and brewing homemade beer.
And then, we will all live happily ever after!
